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And by hefty, I mean portly, chubby, .......FAT!




I mostly mean me. I am hefty. I have never been a small child, not by any means. When I turned 11, I gained weight. A LOT of weight. From then on, it was a battle of the bulge for the rest of my freaking life! Any kind of holiday, celebration, or important event revolved around food. My family and I would stuff ourselves silly with good southern foods. Sweet potatoes, hams, fried chicken, creamed corn, dinner rolls..... you name it. Later, I r… Continue

Saturday....In The Park... Every Day's

The .....

Ahhhh.... here it is, Saturday morning, and the kids are enjoying TV that's not fuzzy with static! I don't think I've seen them happier, 'cept maybe when I was making the caramel French toast yesterday morning.




It's not going to be all TV and laziness this summer though. Noooooooo! I have a plan that I put into motion yesterday and it seems to have worked well. In the morning, after we have had breakfast and taken care of insulin application… Continue

When It Rains.....

As Manuel on Well Done Fillet would say........... Fuckity-Fuck!

Sorry for the language folks. We have been having some plumbing problems here at the homestead. Namely, at 7:30 at night, one of the fresh water pipes leading under the house decided to bust! Yep! H2O everywhere. Then it starts to get dark. Then it starts to rain. Then it starts to lightning!!!!! Remember yesterday when I said I was putting out ant bait because the underside of the house was infested? Yep HHH h… Continue

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 O. U. C. H. !!!!!




OK. I admit it. I am not as young as I used to be. Bones are creaking. Fine lines are sneaking in on my face. I don't have the energy I used to.




I threw my back out whilst in the throes of passion with HHH.




Embarrassing. You betcha! I… Continue

Monkey Business.



It seems there is a lot of monkey business going on here in Florida. I speak not only of the troupe of monkeys that escaped in Polk county several weeks back, but of the recent problem yesterday at Busch Gardens, where an Orangutan escaped the "NEW" Jungala ex… Continue