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See Jane Screw With Young Dick. See Jane Get Paid For It!!


Boy's parents sue to get his baby from mom, 21
Saturday, August 16, 2008 3:12 AM
By Mary Beth Lane
THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH


LANCASTER, Ohio --- “A Pickerington couple and their son are fighting for custody of a baby born to a Lancaster woman charged with having unlawful sex with the boy, who was 15 at the time of conception.

A paternity test shows that the teen is the father of the baby born April 7 to Jane C. Crane, who was 19 when she became pregnant.”

Okay folks, I am not one to raise Hell about double standards but, the aforementioned story got my blood lukewarm…

Which for me, unless I am having thoughts about being the filling of a Matt-Manwich between Tyra Banks and Jessica Alba, is a rarity.

Here’s the deal, this chick, Jane C. Crane is alleged to have committed two counts of unlawful sexual conduct with a minor…

A felony which carries a penalty of up to 18 months in prison and having to register as a sex offender for 25 years.

The child produced by this unlawful act of teen boy boinking is in the care of Ms. Crane, the teen boy boinker.

The baby in question is not only sharing a residence with Jane Crane, but Jane’s stepfather as well…

A stepfather who is on probation for a previous domestic violence conviction involving hitting, choking, and pointing a gun at Ms. Crane’s younger sister.

Isn’t that nice? So sweet…

Well the victim in this case (aside from the infant) and his parents want to have custody of the child and raise her.

But alas, this so far isn’t the case and we all know why. He’s a male; she’s a woman, and by God that kid needs to be with her mother.

I hope for the sake of that little girl, the victim’s family will someday get their wish. But in the meantime, and here’s the kicker…Are you ready?

“…a judge has ordered him (the victim) to pay $50 a month in child support and set visitation at seven hours a week.”

Yes folks, the 15 year old boy in question, was not only the victim of unlawful sexual conduct, he has to pay 50 bucks a month to the ho-bag who sexually conducted him unlawfully. Brilliant!!

Yes, I know sexism towards female exists, but often times, it exists just as egregiously towards males.

And this story took me to another somewhat related happening on the political front…The Democratic Convention.

There will be a roll call vote at next week’s Dem Convention…

In order to appease Hillary Clinton’s female backers who toiled tirelessly to attempt to put one of their own in the White House, and yet fell short, her name will be put in nomination.

These moms, feminists, and vulva votin’ ladies entered the rough and tumble world of Presidential politics, to show that they are just as rough and tumble as the men and… and…

And got their feelings hurt.

So, the Democratic Party is going to appease these estrogen laden cry babies because they played hardball with “the boys” and got stung by a political fastball that was up and in.

Ladies (and I am just talking about the whiny fringe), just as there is no crying in baseball, there is no crying in politics.

If you want to be considered equal, you need to suck it up and take the good with the bad. Ninety percent of all other Americans, both male and female, do it everyday.

And one last thing, if you are going to stay home in November and not vote for Obama because “your girl” didn’t get the nomination, Obama will certainly lose.

What does that mean?

It means that this country will have about as much chance of a successful future as the little girl in the court case does if she continues to stay in Jane Crane’s care.


Cheers!!

Three Out of Four Shrinks Agree...It's Birthday Time!!

Boy have we got big Birthday doings goin’ on here today…

But first, when looking at my site meter yesterday, I saw that a new visitor had graced my pages.


I don’t know who it was, but if you look at the group for whom this person works, it makes perfect sense…

Visitor Information: 192.231.215.4 (AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSOC) [Label Visitor] Location: WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, UNITED STATES (APA.ORG)

Last Visit Time: August 18, 2008 10:06:37 AM Length of this Visit: 0 hours and 3 minutes Page Viewed This Visit: 3 Returning Visits: 0 Entry Page:

http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2008/04/martin-luther-king-jr-in-name-of-love.html Exit Page: http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2008/08/your-last-half-of-august-2008-bagwine.html Referrer: http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%2Bmlktoast&ei=UTF-8&norw=1&fr=yfp-t-5 01&fr2=sp-qrw-orig-top&xargs=0&pstart=1&b=11

I want to thank the employees of the American Psychological Association for checking out my site. Your input and thoughts about BR would be most appreciated.

And now, to the business at hand…Birthday Fest at Bagwine Ruminations!!

We start the festivities off with Bill Clinton. Former President Pocket Rocket turns 62 today.


Speaking as one who has run several political campaigns and all policy issues aside, he is without a doubt the most accomplished campaigner of my time.

He is pure genius as a politician, however, I think at age 62, years of syphilis gone untreated have caught up with him, and eaten away at his, “it’s time to shut the fuck up filter.”


Anyway, Happy Birthday President Clinton, eat a big piece of pie for me today.

Next, is someone whom I spoke about on Sunday’s post. A woman who I went with for roughly (and boy do I mean, "roughly" rowwwrrrr) five years between the ages of 15-20. A woman with whom I still speak with today…Sherri.

Sherri turns 44 today and I bring her up again today because I left something out on Sunday’s post. Sherri and I will be forever linked.

You see, many years ago, she gave to me, something I will live with for the rest of my life. No, not herpes you wretched bastards.

See the picture? See the earring? That earring is in my ear because on my 17th birthday some 26 years ago, Sherri paid for me to have my ear pierced.

Is that the epitome of teenage love, or what? Damn straight it is. Anyway, have a great birthday Sherri.

If you can, stop by and see me at work tonight…I’ll give ya some Birthday tongue. Oh wait, it’s your birthday, not mine…Disregard.

Lastly, today marks the 55th Birthday of Schmoop’s brother David. Look at that picture; Ol’ Dave looks pretty damn good for 55.

Dave is full of piss, full of vinegar, and more often than not, full of Budweiser.


Sure, he can be grumpy, but he is also kinda funny and he would do anything for Schmoop or I. And often, he has.

So David, my every three months shaver of my scalp, my sports watching compatriot, my brother…Happy Birthday to you.

There you have it folks…Three birthdays, two people whom I really like alot, and one great excuse to break open the Bagwine.

I hope you join me in wishing them all a very Happy Birthday.

Cheers!!

NOTE: Turnbaby’s BlogTalk Radio Show is now on Tuesday nights at 8 EDT. I will be at work, but I hope you all tune in, because Bagwine fave Dana, will be her Special Guest tonight. For details, click HERE.
 

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Politics, Religion, Culture, Life, Sex, Personal Mishaps, Satire
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I am a 43 year old man living in Ohio who is becoming more cynical with every passing day. However, I use my cynicism in order to produce some big laughs and well...pity. Cheers!!

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At 3:48pm on March 31st, 2008, Matt-Man said…
Not at all Claudia. I love the Brits, especially females with British accents. Rowwwrrrr. Cheers!!
At 3:33pm on March 31st, 2008, Claudia H. Christian said…
So... I've been meaning to ask.... In the UK, two fingers in the air like that is the same as flipping someone off. erm... Are you flipping us off?
At 1:11pm on March 23rd, 2008, Matt-Man said…
Ha...Good One
At 12:59pm on March 23rd, 2008, That Bitchy Chick said…

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At 8:32am on March 17th, 2008, Matt-Man said…
Evil....Pure Evil. Cheers!!
At 2:19pm on March 16th, 2008, Janna said…
It's been years since I've driven to Ohio.
I seem to have forgotten about the roving packs of squirrel hooligans.
At 3:37am on March 16th, 2008, Matt-Man said…
Thanks for stoppin' Scotty...Consider them, on the way to you. Cheers!!
At 10:31pm on March 15th, 2008, Scotty said…
Hey Matt-Man, I just checked out your blog thanks to DB pimpin ya and I'll be back often. Hey if you can trap those squirrels and send them to me I'll eat the little bastards for ya.
At 8:31am on March 15th, 2008, Matt-Man said…
It is very unfortunate, but yes, the rodents are still irritating me. Hangover cure? Sure...Start drinking again. If that doesn't work, have sex with me. Cheers Metal!!
At 8:27am on March 15th, 2008, Metalmom said…
I see you're still being chased by squirrels! Happy Saturday!

BTW got a hangover cure?
 
 

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